sardhar ji jokes

 Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.He asks
one man
"When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.
"When will Punjab Express go from here"?
Man Replies 10.30.
"When will Deccan Queen go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now
the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to
punjab by train or not.
Sardar replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"
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Sardar proposed to a Girl... Girl said.. i m 1 year
elder to you.. Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,
I'll marry u NEXT YEAR...
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A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book
and says :" too boring, too many characters and no
story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone
directory away??
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"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or
praying to God...

Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the
ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools
making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes
up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles
from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards... !!

Don't use mobile inside Toilet

 I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying :
" Hi, how are you?"


I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
But I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat
Embarrassed, " Doin just fine!"


And the other guy says: " So what are you up to?"


What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
Is too bizarre so I say: " Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"


At this point im just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear I
Hear another question. " Can I come over ?"


Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
Just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, " No.......
I'm a little busy right now !!!"

Then I hear guy say nervously....


Listen. I'll have to call you back. There's is an idiot in the
Other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"


 

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My Mobile No. has changed .. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College
Banta : Really, what is he studing
Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a

love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.


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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.


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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe
a
man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?