sardhar ji jokes

 Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.He asks
one man
"When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.
"When will Punjab Express go from here"?
Man Replies 10.30.
"When will Deccan Queen go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now
the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to
punjab by train or not.
Sardar replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"
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Sardar proposed to a Girl... Girl said.. i m 1 year
elder to you.. Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,
I'll marry u NEXT YEAR...
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A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book
and says :" too boring, too many characters and no
story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone
directory away??
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"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or
praying to God...

Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the
ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools
making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes
up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles
from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards... !!